| While on assignment this week, looking forward
to tasting some impressive wines in the remoteness of Mexico's Baja
California, I cheat a little and build this column from recent wine
factoid's received over the internet. Internet info, like Margaritas,
should be taken sometimes with a few grains of salt.
The Irish believe that fairies are extremely fond of good wine.
The proof of the assertion is that in the olden days royalty would
leave a keg of wine out for them at night. Sure enough, it was
always gone in the morning. - Irish Folklore
There are about 400 species of oak, though only about 20 are
used in making oak barrels. Of the trees that are used, only 5%
is suitable for making high grade wine barrels. The average age
of a French oak tree harvested for use in wine barrels is 170
years!
1 grape cluster = 1 glass
75 grapes = 1 cluster
4 clusters = 1 bottle
40 clusters = 1 vine
1 vine = 10 bottles
1200 clusters = 1 barrel
1 barrel = 60 gallons
60 gallons = 25 cases
30 vines = 1 barrel
400 vines = 1 acre
1 acre = 5 tons
5 tons = 332 cases
Before thermometers were invented, brewers would dip a thumb
or finger into the liquid to determine the ideal temperature,
neither too hot nor too cold, for adding yeast. From this we get
the phrase "rule of thumb." In the 1600's thermometers
were filled with brandy instead of mercury.
In English pubs, drinks are served in pints and quarts. In old
England, bartenders would advise unruly customers to mind their
own pints and quarts. It's the origin of "mind your P's and
Q's."
How big can a wine bottle get? Capacity (Liters) followed by
the number of standard size bottles contained: Standard (.75)
1, Magnum (1.5) 2, Jeroboam (3) 4, Rehoboam (4.5) 6, Methuselah
(6) 8, Salmanazar (9) 12, Balthazar (12) 16, Nebuchadnezzar (15)
20.
The bill for a celebration party for the 55 drafters of the US
Constitution was for 54 bottles of Madeira, 60 bottles of claret,
8 bottles of whiskey, 22 bottles of port, 8 bottles of hard cider,
12 beers and seven bowls of alcohol punch large enough that "ducks
could swim in them." Thomas Jefferson's salary was $25,000
per year - a princely sum, but the expenses were also great. In
1801 Jefferson spent $6,500 for provisions and groceries, $2,700
for servants (some of whom were liveried), $500 for Lewis's salary,
and $3,000 for wine. Thomas Jefferson helped stock the wine cellars
of the first five U.S. presidents and was very partial to fine
Bordeaux and Madeira.
The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks
than the British or Americans. The French eat a lot of fat and
also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart
attacks than the British or Americans. The Italians drink excessive
amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the
British or Americans. CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like.
Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
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